aragorn: (Holy inferiority complex Batman!)
Blues Drive Monster ([personal profile] aragorn) wrote2010-09-03 09:48 pm

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Because Windcheater told me to.

[personal profile] aragorn: I bet they make a theme park ride out of it
[personal profile] quixotic: stop while you're ahead
[personal profile] aragorn: don't you want to hear about the wild pandora ride
[personal profile] quixotic: never evef
*ever
[personal profile] aragorn: YOU STRAP YOURSELF IN
[personal profile] quixotic: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
[personal profile] aragorn: AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES DARK, UNTIL SUDDENLY!!
WHOA WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE TREES
AND WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS SIX LEGGED THINGY COMING RIGHT AT US
BUT OH, WE SWERVE
RIGHT INTO A GLOWING... SOMETHING OR OTHER
AND THEN YOU REALISE
[personal profile] quixotic: I can't stop giggling. this is all your fault
[personal profile] aragorn: YOUR SKIN HAS GONE BLUE
[personal profile] quixotic: ...
FFFFF
[personal profile] aragorn: THIS IS THE MOST IMMERSIVE RIDE EVER
HOLY CRAP
[personal profile] quixotic: ARE WE SMURFS THEN?
[personal profile] aragorn: YES
AS WE APPROACH THE HOME TREE, ELDER SMURF TELLS US TO FLEE, BECAUSE THE SKY PEOPLE ARE COMING
OH MY GOD THERE'S FIRE RAINING DOWN EVERYWHERE
[personal profile] quixotic: I love you. Seriously, I can't breathe
[personal profile] aragorn: AND THEN THE RIDE FLIPS UPSIDE DOWN!!!!
WE FLYIN' ON DRAGONBIRDS
[personal profile] quixotic: SMURFS ON A BIRD
[personal profile] aragorn: WE'VE HAD IT WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING SKYPEOPLE ON OUR MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
and idk some guns go off
you are a real hero
I ran out of steam
[personal profile] quixotic: did I ever show you that avatar parody
and you should post this amazing account
because it deserves to be remembered
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[personal profile] mitbix 2010-09-03 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I.

I think I would ride that.
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[personal profile] quixotic 2010-09-03 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
MAGICAL.
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[personal profile] quixotic 2010-09-03 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT WOULD IT TURN PEOPLE BLUE is what I want to know. Anything less would be a travesty.
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[personal profile] quixotic 2010-09-03 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god I bet they would do that.
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[personal profile] quixotic 2010-09-03 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Isn't this unhealthy" "WHO THE FUCK CARES WE'RE NA'VI"
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[personal profile] quixotic 2010-09-03 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
And ear surgery.